I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

me when im a sardine in a large spawning shoal and we all found this awesome new cold water current filled with nutritious plankton heading up the coast of south africa but suddenly we run into warm tropical currents (ick) and try to turn around but then we see like, 10000 dolphins coming up behind us and now theres gannets divebombing us everywhere and we go into a tight ball as a defensive maneuver but it's just making it easier for the birds to pick us off and now theres sharks too and everyones getting eaten and we try to swim into deeper water but the dolphins keep coming and now theres a fucking whale

uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god

Girlies our likes are no longer safe

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

The United Auto Workers are also negotiating new contracts with the big three US car manufacturers and have announced that they're prepared to strike if they can't get a fair deal.

I'm sorry but ppl are so weird about nudity in all kinds it's not even a tired argument anymore it's straight up purity culture,, soon enough we wont be able to show a knee bc it's sooo inappropriate.. whether it's art or real human bodies the censorship is out of control and it's always being masked as something else, especially now with the internet I could literally count on one hand the places you're allowed to post even non sexual nudity, i have no patience for it

and btw even if all I created was sfw content i will always still talk about this bc censorship hurts and threatens everybody starting with minority groups, it goes beyond just personal comfort and autonomy

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).

Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

The settings I use: